2013 is almost over and all i did was join more fandoms
my idea of a hot date
I had no idea there were women like this how do I find them?
I mean shit bro are we really that rare
show me a man who would have a doctor who or tolkein marathon as a first date and I think I will have found my soulmate.
show me a woman who would have a doctor who or tolkein marathon as a first date and I think I will have found my soulmate.
I think they found each other’s soul mates, guys.
I ship it
i had no idea that there were guys that would like this i need to get out more
the problem is that they’re not out either
No, we’re not; we’re usually inside having movie/ TV show marathons
Just wait when you do get a partner and family starts asking you what you do together.
Mom: So what did you two do last night?
Mom: Really? He drove a half hour to sit on your couch and read with you?
Me: Well he came down for dinner.
Mom: Oh, you cook now?! What did you make him?
Mom: Really! *Walks away*
A comic about my parents. The entirety of their relationship is mutual hatred of the human race.
I want a relationship like this
I can work with that
we live in a world where the pizza arrives faster than the police
Well the pizza driver faces consequences when their job isn’t done right.
one time in high school i didnt read the assigned book and i was like fuck it imma write this essay anyway and i had no idea what the book was even about or who the characters were so i just spewed out some shit about archetypes and the teacher came up to me after class and told me i was the only student who truly understood the book
that awesome feeling when you know that despite not talking to a friend everyday or even after a very long time that you’re both still cool
do u ever just remember your friends have genitals and get weirded out for a second
I can’t even pretend like I can listen to this without laughing.
OH MY GOD I CHOKED
whAT IS THIS IM CRYAING
This is the theme song to my life.
A for effort
i know i just reblogged this, but i had to again….IT GENIUS
OMFG NOT AGAIN MY EVERYTHING HURTS
hi this is me reincarnated into song form
THE SONG OF MY PEOPLE.
This is the kinda beautiful shit i desperately need in my room.
Someone come paint my walls like this. I’ll pay you in cookies and high fives
but wow, what a great use of space these rooms have
WHERE CAN I HIRE THIS ARTIST
great use of space
great use of SPACE
ARE WE NOT GOING TO TALK ABOUT THAT COMMENT. SERIOUSLY
i kinda want a relationship but i kinda wanna punch myself in the face
The girl who was my elementary school girl friend just got engaged and I’m sitting here single wearing a pug shirt and hamburger underwear
Just remember, u r someone’s dream girl
I’m a boy
Tumblr has made us forget that some people are actually straight