Welcome to Dannieland

thebreadgod:

Finding a typo in a book

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dirudo:

passion:

when you get hit by a blue shell right before the finish line

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bye

liamschesthair:

liamschesthair:

it’s never a bad time for anal

OHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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danainthedogpark:

thatnanda:

baby-and-cakes:

gratuitoustext:

I only took one picture today. It was beautiful.

thatnanda
The spice rack!!!!!

ALL RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!

danainthedogpark:

thatnanda:

baby-and-cakes:

gratuitoustext:

I only took one picture today. It was beautiful.

thatnanda

The spice rack!!!!!

ALL RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!

rexuality:

if you see me laughing while texting there’s a 99.9% chance i’m laughing at a text message i sent because i’m equal parts vain and hilarious

tramampoline:

cupcakesflying:

ships with height differences <333

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just-another-dream:

The best part is he gets slowly more annoyed

captainkirkmccoy:

chaffeebicknell:

thebutterflysgrave:

am I sick from anxiety or am I actually physically ill? a memoir by me

am i lazy or horribly depressed: the sequel

does everyone hate me or am I just very insecure: the completion of the trilogy

liamdryden:

rjsalmond:

teenssfromhell:

when you accidentally befriend someone annoying and you can’t get out of the friendship

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It’s me I’m the chicken the chicken is me

it is

gentlemanpigeon:

girl???? who like a VIDE GAM e?!???? ahow dose she pl ay…… with a Boob???

freddyskrueger:

"Sonphew"… Bye.

freddyskrueger:

"Sonphew"… Bye.

rainbowbarnacle:

roachpatrol:

samlikesboys:

All of the orgasms in fic are so violent. His orgasm came like a punch to the gut. It hit him like a mack truck. It knifed him in a fucking alley. What these orgasms need is a good education.

the orgasm tapped him on the shoulder politely because it wasn’t raised in a goddamn barn

By the time he came back to himself, the orgasm had washed the dishes, vacuumed the living room, and retrieved his lost house key from under the chaise lounge.

neat-oh:

yungterra:

inturlrude:

yungterra:

naked body fresh out the shower

you touch yourself afterhours

why do you have this dirty ass skeleton

he’s obviously not dirty he just took a fuckin shower got dam

i’m laughing so fucking hard