Finding a typo in a book
I only took one picture today. It was beautiful.
The spice rack!!!!!
if you see me laughing while texting there’s a 99.9% chance i’m laughing at a text message i sent because i’m equal parts vain and hilarious
The best part is he gets slowly more annoyed
am I sick from anxiety or am I actually physically ill? a memoir by me
am i lazy or horribly depressed: the sequel
does everyone hate me or am I just very insecure: the completion of the trilogy
when you accidentally befriend someone annoying and you can’t get out of the friendship
It’s me I’m the chicken the chicken is me
girl???? who like a VIDE GAM e?!???? ahow dose she pl ay…… with a Boob???
All of the orgasms in fic are so violent. His orgasm came like a punch to the gut. It hit him like a mack truck. It knifed him in a fucking alley. What these orgasms need is a good education.
the orgasm tapped him on the shoulder politely because it wasn’t raised in a goddamn barn
By the time he came back to himself, the orgasm had washed the dishes, vacuumed the living room, and retrieved his lost house key from under the chaise lounge.